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Article posted in the New York Times
BEER inks Trevor Longman to 1-year, 42 pitcher deal
SACRAMENTO, CA – At a press conference immediately following the conclusion of week 12 of the WBBL, sources close to the team have confirmed that Trevor Longman has officially signed a 1-year deal with BEER, a contract worth 42 pitchers of BEER, with 27 pitchers guaranteed and a 4 shots of Patron signing bonus.
This deal comes on the heels of a 10-game win streak since BEER called Trevor up from the minors to fill in for Claire Stephens, who recently had to undergo knee surgery to repair an injury suffered while picking up a 5-7 split.
“Dude, I can totally average 120 without even trying that hard. Imagine what I can do once I get my own ball…and one of those cool glove thingies,” said Trevor.
Team owner Len Honeycutt declined to comment on the release of Claire, but simply stated the team feels this move is in the best interest of the team moving forward.
“Think about it…he already sucks as much as one man can suck,” said Dave Leggett, currently serving as the team’s anchor setup man. “He can only get better from here…his handicap will come in handy.”
“BEER,” shouted leadoff man Nathan Morrow in the background, expressing his approval.
When asked what this move does to the team’s desire to defend their title, team anchor Matt Honeycutt stated, “We’re here to win championships and drink BEER…and we’re fresh out of BEER. Wait…what?”
The team is on a bye this week, giving Trevor time to get acclimated to their offense.
WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!!
The Giants are 1/1 with winning the World Series when Lindz and I go to Spring Training…. You are welcome!
Brian Wilson Volleyball
So, if you happen to be at the Giants 2nd home game in the NLDS, you may have seen a Brian Wilson Volleyball. Yes, this was my boss, my twin, and my idea. Here are a few pictures of this amazing homemade creation!
Showing off the Volleyballs before the game
The Brian Wilson Volleyballs made the Jumbotron
Explaining the homemade creation to ABC News
Brian Wilson Volleyball
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Giants weekend!
Check out turning the videos below of turning a double play and then arguing with the Umpire!
Landon Donovan Goal!!!
Flipping awesome!!! Also notice that Davis, CA is now on the World map!
Frisbee Golf Round 4
Great round of golf! Tyler posted an EAGLE on hold 6. We both finished off the best ever! We’ve almost reached par for the entire course.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trevor | +1 | +1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | 1 | |
| Tyler | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | -2 | 0 | 0 | +1 | |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 18 Hole Total | |
| Trevor | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 0 | +3 |
| Tyler | +1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | +1 | 0 | -1 | 0 | +1 | +2 |
Frisbee Golf Round 3
This was a great week. Although, we had to deal with the cleanup of Whole Earth Festival. Because of this, hole 5 was a real (explicative). We had to go south from Dutton Hall rather than west to south.
Results:
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trevor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1 | |
| Tyler | +1 | +1 | 0 | 0 | +2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1 | |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 18 Hole Total | |
| Trevor | 0 | 0 | +1 | 0 | 0 | +1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +6 |
| Tyler | 0 | 0 | +1 | 0 | 0 | +1 | +3 | 0 | 0 | +10 |
Frisbee Golf Round 2
This round came down to the wire! Tyler started off well, and I struggled with a new frisbee. By the back 9, I began hitting birdies like no other. Then, I had a major let down on 16 which led to my demise on 18. Nice job Ty
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trevor | +1 | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +2 | |
| Tyler | 0 | +1 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +3 | +2 | |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 18 Hole Total | |
| Trevor | -1 | -1 | 0 | +1 | -1 | +1 | +3 | 0 | +2 | +9 |
| Tyler | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | -1 | +8 |
Frisbee Golf Round 1
Tyler Martell and I decided to begin playing Frisbee Golf every Sunday for the rest of spring quarter on the UC Davis Frisbee Golf Course. Well, we played our first round and below are are results and a picture:
Results:
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trevor | +1 | +3 | +1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | |
| Tyler | +2 | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 | 0 | -1 | +1 | ||
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 18 Hole Total | |
| Trevor | 0 | +1 | +1 | 0 | +1 | +1 | +1 | 0 | +1 | +13 |
| Tyler | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +10 |
Spring Training!
So spring training was definitely a lifetime highlight… Literally you eat, drink, watch baseball, and see ballplayers everywhere! Not to mention Scottsdale is a fun place to be. Check out the photo gallery!
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